I've been exercising 4 consecutive days now. Passed the 110,000 meter mark on the rowing machine.
My son informs me that his wife has started using the rowing machine at the club where she works out. I won't try to compete with a trim, healthy 28 year old female.
I have a feeling she will turn out to be one of those show-offy exercisers. You know the type, the ones who run on the streets of DC even when no one is chasing them. She already made a comment to my previous post referring to f** people, so you know what I'm dealing with here.
Have you ever noticed that people who jog, are always telling you how exhilarating it is? Let me ask you this, have you ever seen one of them tooling along the street with a smile on their face? I doubt it. Everyone I've ever seen, looks as though they are in agony, and wouldn't be disappointed if a bus were to run over em.
If she starts to get too uppity with me, I’ll challenge her to a competition I know I can beat her at, soon as I think of one.
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Aw, I was trying to help! No more help for you, buddy.
ReplyDeleteI'm certain you can beat me at any rowing contest. I am, I believe the term is, a weakling.