Animals Episode 2

ANIMALS

At first, Dick and Spot thought it would be easy to find a nice girl to be their friend, but that proved not to be the case.They hadn't ventured far from Jane's tree when they met two considerably older girls who proved to be much worse than Jane.

The first of these was named Hillary. They didn't spend too much time with Hillary because she didn't act like a girl, in fact she didn't like being a girl. She wore boy clothes, used extremely foul language, and always complained that Dick wasn't throwing the stick properly and that Spot didn't bring the stick back quickly enough. Dick and Spot didn't like Hillary, but then nobody else liked Hillary either, except the people who lived in the evil northeast. So, Dick and Spot threw Hillary down a well and continued their search.

They mistakenly thought they couldn't do any worse than Hillary, until they met Nancy, who proved to be an incredible example of genetics gone amok. She was simply put, an inept egomaniac. When she tried to walk, one or both of her feet would somehow get stuck in her mouth. The same thing happened whenever she tried to talk. So, they tossed her down Hillary's well. This resulted in a shouting, hissing, screaming, cussing, scratching, gurgling, commotion to emanate from the well, that entertained them and everyone in the vicinity for hours.

But alas, they still hadn't found a suitable girl to take Jane's place, and were beginning to think they may have treated Jane too harshly.

( Next episode: Return to Jane, or keeping searching?)