ANIMALS
Once upon a time there were three animals. A boy animal, a girl animal, and a dog animal.
The boy animal was known as Dick, the girl animal as Jane, and the dog animal was Spot.
Dick was the smartest of the three, Spot was the next smartest, and Jane was a liberal democrat.
A favorite game they played was called "Fetch". In this game Dick would throw a stick, Spot would run to the stick, pick it up and bring it back to Dick. Dick and Spot thought this was a fun way to pass time and did this often. Jane complained that it wasn't fair for Dick to enjoy playing this game unless everyone else was provided a stick and a dog so they could play the game too. Dick and Spot were used to Jane complaining, it seemed to be her fun way to pass time, so they did their best to ignore her.
One day, Jane took their stick and gave it to someone else who didn't have a stick. She tried to give Spot away too, but he bit her. Jane then tried to sue Dick, claiming that his dog Spot had unjustly attacked her. The suit was dismissed as being frivolous, but Dick and Spot were still mad at Jane for giving away their stick, so they tied her to a tree.
They then left to search for a new girl who wouldn't steal their stuff and give it to others.
( Next episode: Dick and Spot meet other girls)
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